No Pasta For You

Any recipe. Mario yells it.

Save it from anywhere. Cook hands-free while an angry Italian reads it.

  • Recipe buried in a 10-minute TikTok?
  • Scrolling with flour on your hands?
  • Lost your step, forgot the timer?
Download on the App Store

Coming soon. Free on iPhone.

Cook mode: one big step, Mario in the corner
  • Save from TikTok, links, photos
  • Hands-free. Mario reads it.
  • One-tap timers on every step
A saved carbonara recipe
A cooking step with its timer running
Home: cook with Mario or save a recipe

Dinner, with supervision.

Download on the App Store

Questions

Does Mario swear?

Only in Full mode, which is 18+. Clean is the default.

Is it always listening?

Only in cook mode. Your voice never leaves the phone.

Do I need an account?

No. No sign-up, no email.